Women are from Venus, men are from Mars. Women have PMS, men have . . . what DO men have?
It seems as though one common disclaimer pokes its ugly little head every time a girl acts unpleasant: “I’m on my period.” Yes, I used the “P” word every guy hates to hear, whether it’s because that girl is now sexually off limits or if it’s because you’re within her 5 mile bitch-radius. There’s no way to stop it; it’s like a nuclear bomb, there’s nothing that can shelter you from it, if you’re exposed to the bitch-radiation you’re pretty much a goner. In the event of an incident, find the nearest desk and get under it. All you can do is pray you’re far enough away to be safe. This has almost become an immediate assumption for most though; when a girl acts bitchy, most people automatically assume that it’s because she’s on her period.
However, what do men have? Sure we have the occasional “I broke up with my girlfriend,” “My boss is a huge dick,” or “someone stole my Cabbage Patch Kid” excuse for being a jerk, but in all seriousness, it seems the only time a guy is “allowed” to act like a dick is when he’s drunk. No wonder there are so many alcoholics. I think women need to start handing out free coupons; anytime she uses the “P” excuse for being unpleasant or being whiny and emotional around men, they should get a free vent session. “The bearer of this coupon is entitled to a complementary 5 minute ‘being a dick’ session. Offer valid through next cycle.” Either that or just buy the guy a handle of Jack Daniels, that’ll make things interesting.
Song of the Week: “The First Song” by Band of Horses.
Quote of the Week: “You miss 100% of the shots you never take.” – Wayne Gretzky
Random Fact of the Week: There is a city called Rome in every continent
Picture of the Week: Wait, so is this irony, or just a REALLY bad coincidence?
It seems as though one common disclaimer pokes its ugly little head every time a girl acts unpleasant: “I’m on my period.” Yes, I used the “P” word every guy hates to hear, whether it’s because that girl is now sexually off limits or if it’s because you’re within her 5 mile bitch-radius. There’s no way to stop it; it’s like a nuclear bomb, there’s nothing that can shelter you from it, if you’re exposed to the bitch-radiation you’re pretty much a goner. In the event of an incident, find the nearest desk and get under it. All you can do is pray you’re far enough away to be safe. This has almost become an immediate assumption for most though; when a girl acts bitchy, most people automatically assume that it’s because she’s on her period.
However, what do men have? Sure we have the occasional “I broke up with my girlfriend,” “My boss is a huge dick,” or “someone stole my Cabbage Patch Kid” excuse for being a jerk, but in all seriousness, it seems the only time a guy is “allowed” to act like a dick is when he’s drunk. No wonder there are so many alcoholics. I think women need to start handing out free coupons; anytime she uses the “P” excuse for being unpleasant or being whiny and emotional around men, they should get a free vent session. “The bearer of this coupon is entitled to a complementary 5 minute ‘being a dick’ session. Offer valid through next cycle.” Either that or just buy the guy a handle of Jack Daniels, that’ll make things interesting.
Song of the Week: “The First Song” by Band of Horses.
Quote of the Week: “You miss 100% of the shots you never take.” – Wayne Gretzky
Random Fact of the Week: There is a city called Rome in every continent
Picture of the Week: Wait, so is this irony, or just a REALLY bad coincidence?
Until next week, Make sure your seatback is in its full upright position.
Fred
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