Yesterday, Fred and (name #1) went to the (place) to buy a (noun). While they (verb)ed to the (place), (name #2 ) arrived and showed them his new (noun #2). It looked pretty interesting; Fred and (name #1) just had to use it. Now, this wasn't just any (noun #2), this one was ( adj.) and (adj.) and had a (noun). Fred guessed it probably cost (name #2) (#) pesos. But soon they got bored with the (noun #2), and decided it was time to drink.
"Let's play a drinking game," said (name #1).
"Yeah, let's play (verb) the (noun #3)."
"How the (exclamation) do you play that?!"
"Well, you see, basically what you do is (verb) every time the (noun #3) picks up a (noun)."
So after many hours, they played and played, only to have their motor skills slowly deteriorate whilst female passersby became increasingly attractive.
"I think it's time to head back before we do anything stupid," said Fred.
"NONSENSE!" (name #1) proclaimed, "we need to bring some girls back with us."
"Yeah, ok genius, and how are we going to do that?" asked (name #2)
"Easy, just tell them we have GOLD BARS!"
This went down in history as the single best pickup line to use on any girl at any time . . . ever.
Song of the Week: "Spitting Venom" by Modest Mouse
Quote of the Week: "Caution: Cape does not enable user to fly." -Batman costume warning label
Random Fact of the Week: A penguin with a 6-inch stride can run as fast as an average man
Picture of the Week: 
Until next week, according to the surgeon general, consumption of alcoholic beverages impairs your ability to drive a car or operate machinery,
Fred
Oh yeah, and just an update, I saw that there was a tv program called "Anna Nicole: The Next Chapter" on 3/26 from 8:00pm-10:00pm . . . please refer to previously posted comments.
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