10: Televangelists
9: Crazy homeless people
8: The day when Scrubs/The Office/Family Guy does not appear on TV
7: Getting a paper cut . . . in the EYE
6: Smelling gas when walking into the apartment (no, not the human kind, the EXPLOSIVE kind)
5: An angry Rich
4: Boy George
3: Extreme Feminists
2: Legislation restricting 1st Amendment rights
And, the number one thing that scares me most in the ENTIRE WORLD:
1: Girls driving SUVs (or any other automobile for that matter) while talking on their cell phones
Song of the Week: "The Only Moment We Were Alone" by Explosions In The Sky. In the words of an anonymous source, their songs make you "feel like you're in a movie."
Quote of the Week: "You read what Disraeli had to say. I don't remember what he said. He said something. He's no longer with us." - Bob Dole
Random Fact of the Week: The word "girl" appears in the Bible only once.
Picture of the Week: 
Until next week, don't forget to put on your helmet,
Fred
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